27 October 2010

Tim Profitt, Tea Party Joshua

You've probably heard about Tim Profitt, the Rand Paul coordinator that stomped on the neck and head of a woman protester. If not, here's a video.

In the interview, Mr. Profitt says it was "no big deal." In fact, he thinks the victim, Lauren Valle of MoveOn.org, owes him an apology.

I wonder if he got the idea for his neck stomping from Bible. There's a similar story that involves one of God's special heroes: Joshua.

Here's what Joshua did to his opponents.

And it came to pass, when they brought out those kings unto Joshua, that Joshua called for all the men of Israel, and said unto the captains of the men of war which went with him, Come near, put your feet upon the necks of these kings. And they came near, and put their feet upon the necks of them. Joshua 10:24

But Joshua's captains were reluctant to do it, so Joshua had to encourage them a bit.

And Joshua said unto them, Fear not, nor be dismayed, be strong and of good courage: for thus shall the LORD do to all your enemies against whom ye fight. Joshua 10:25

God himself would put his foot on the necks of all his enemies. So go and do likewise.

And Joshua said unto them, Fear not, nor be dismayed, be strong and of good courage: for thus shall the LORD do to all your enemies against whom ye fight. Joshua 10:25

So Joshua (and God?) put his foot on the kings' necks. Then he killed them and hung their bodies on trees until evening.

And afterward Joshua smote them, and slew them, and hanged them on five trees: and they were hanging upon the trees until the evening. Joshua 10:26

So if Mr. Profitt was inspired by the story in Joshua 10, I'm glad he stopped reading at verse 25.

4 comments:

Randomdude123 said...

If Joshua were alive today people would not stand by his actions. But Christians stand by Josh's actions. Just because God is in the mix. WTF?

Markus Arelius said...

In a way Joshua had it easier. Joshua didn't live and operate within a financially litigious society like that of 21st century North America.

Mr. Profitt should find a knowledgeable attorney, because that's assault. Hope it was worth it doofus.

Infidel said...

If you need an illustration, start here:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/executed_kings_hung_on_display/jos10_24a.html

nazani said...

I merely wish to point out that Mr. Curbstomper said he had seen the woman with the RepubliCorp sign at other events- so he knew damn well that she wasn't going to try to touch Rand Paul.